I think this might just be heaven: John Mossey Restorations JMR Egli Vincent.

"The JMR Vincent is
constructed by us with many
years of experience.
We started building these
machines some 10 years
ago and have many highly
satisfied customers both in
the UK and overseas

Our standard specification
opposite is very flexible and
the bike can be tailored to
your requirements."

Engine Specification
1200cc
4 Stroke
2 Cylinder
Bore & Stoke - 84 x 90
Max BHP - 90 at 6200 RPM
5 Speed Gearbox
Electronic or Magneto Ignition
Alton Alternator
Electric Start
JMR Race Clutch
Black/Polished Engine
Compression 7.5.1 or 8-1
Carburetor Size - 32mm Amal or Mikuni
Exhaust Specification

1 7/8" or 2"
JMR Silencer


Chassis Specification
Smith Kanrin Brakes or
Menani Brakes
Egli Style Frame
Dual Shock or Mono Shock
Falcon Rear Shocks
Ceriani Forks & Yoke
18" Wheels
18" Flanged Alloy Rims
Tyre size:
Front - 360 H18
Rear - 410 H18
Weight - 181kg
JMR Alloy Fuel Tank & Oil Tank
Stainless or Fibreglass Mudguards
5" Speedometer
3" Rev Counter
Optional fairing

I want one, and I know I must have a elderly, accident prone and heavily insured relative out there somewhere...